Photo Post Mon, Apr. 14, 2014 10,600 notes

this…this shall be present at my wedding, whenever it may take place. the best centerpiece. ever.

this…this shall be present at my wedding, whenever it may take place. the best centerpiece. ever.

(Source: hi-net, via meditating-platypus)




Photo Post Sun, Apr. 13, 2014 595,754 notes

catbountry:

we dont want any

"Did you bring the stuff?"

catbountry:

we dont want any

"Did you bring the stuff?"

(Source: anthonyguajardoodoo, via meditating-platypus)




Video Post Fri, Jun. 21, 2013 14,413 notes

collegehumor:

dorkly:

Don Mattrick’s First Draft of the Xbox One Update Announcement

Microsoft really needs a PR team.

…valid points, though…




Photo Post Fri, Jun. 21, 2013 6,440 notes

collegehumor:

Clam Licks Salt [Click to watch]
Eeeeeeeyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuugh.

LOL get him a beer XD

collegehumor:

Clam Licks Salt [Click to watch]

Eeeeeeeyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuugh.

LOL get him a beer XD




Sometimes Life blows.  It does that.  Does that mean that we as a species need to cry about it constantly?  No, I think not.






Video Post Thu, Jul. 26, 2012 3,097 notes

collegehumor:

CollegeHumor’s Round-Up of Best Tweets: July 25th

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie center of a Tootsie Pop?  What are Kristen Stewart’s feelings after cheating on Robert Pattinson?  The world may never know!  The world may also never give a fuck, if it weren’t for Stephanie Meyer writing down her wet dreams and selling them to desperate teenagers…






Photo Post Tue, Jul. 24, 2012 16,548 notes

ercadence:

hoppip:

Does it even look like a potato?

(via imgTumble)
It’s a spud dance!!

ercadence:

hoppip:

Does it even look like a potato?

(via imgTumble)

It’s a spud dance!!

(via meditating-platypus)




Ask me anything Mon, Jul. 23, 2012
tumblrbot Asked:
WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?

I would most like to visit Hawaii.




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